Milestone or Millstone Passed

AMERICAN FORK - On March 26th at 7:37 pm, without pomp or pageantry, 38 year old Utah resident Christian Lambert unlocked the sixty year dynasty achievement in NCAA Football '07. Lambert, an interactive media developer, and father of four, purchased the game in late November of 2006 and endured sleep deprivation, tendonitis, and marital strife to reach the landmark. "I'm relieved", Lambert said wistfully, "There were those who didn't believe that I could, or even should pull this off." Lambert, known as BluEyeDevil to his peers, elaborated further stating that even among his Xbox crazed “gamer clan” there were those who thought he should seek professional help. “One night at around 4:00 am BaldBomber messages me and says I needed help. Whatever! I’ll let the numbers do the talking, you decide.”

In the sixty seasons played by Lambert his teams went 813 – 0. He had 60 conference championships and 54 national championships with 3 different teams. He was 423 – 0 verses the top 25, and 57 – 0 in rivalry games. “I still have a wife, four kids, a job and a few friends, those are the numbers I’m most proud of.” Lambert said. When asked what he was going to do next Lambert replied. “I’d like to spend more time outdoors with my family, use my time more constructively and creatively, but more than likely I’ll just move on to NBA 2K7 or try to finish Lost Planet so I can lend it to one of my clan.”

It’s inspiring to know in this world of turmoil and tragedy that triumph, 813 triumphs, can still be had by the average, middle aged, fat guy in his recliner. Play on BluEyeDevil! Play on!!